Supposedly, writing is like opening a vein. I wish it was that easy.
The doctor wants me on a low carb diet. I want him beaten with a 2x4 in an alley. Seems fair to me.
I wish this low carb diet wasn't working, then I could give it up. But it is. Apparently the universe wants me thinner, dang it.
Do you ever feel like if someone plays one more sappy gooey romantic song that you're going to pluck their eyes out? Just checking.
I try to find good henchmen, but sometimes you have to go with what you can find. This also explains most of the Republican and Democratic candidates.
You know how sometimes a person is right and they say they told you they were right and then you want to pop them in the mouth? I might.
Does anyone actually keep gloves in the glove compartment? Or babies in the baby oil?
Talk to you tomorrow!
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