Trixie did a clever picture post in which we discovered Gumby had a drinking problem. Click here for the whole story. This was my comment on her post.
TOYS ARE US
It's very sad
when toys go bad.
Gumby over-drinks.
In the bar, Barbie slinks.
Skipper becomes a ho
as she dallies with GI Joe.
Ken finally comes out
while Mr. Potato Head touts
worthless Enron stocks,
and candy rings cause teeth to rot.
Crazy Little-Bo-Peep
roasts her sheep.
Shoddily-built Erector Set buildings
collapse in a heap.
It's sad to say
that the toys today
feud, fib and fuss
and are just like us.
Copyright 2005. All rights reserved.
2 comments:
Cute 'pome' TECH
Thanks! :) I doubt it will win any awards, though!
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