Nothing happened to me today. I went to work, came home, wrote a few pages for my book, and that's it. You're just going to have to find something else to read. Now, go along. There's nothing to read here. Check in tomorrow. Maybe something exciting and/or terrible will happen then, and I can expound on it.
Why are you still here? Didn't I just say that nothing happened to me? What do you want me to do? Tell of my past? Like the time I helped solve a couple of murders? No, really, I did, but it's not as interesting as it sounds. It was mostly scary, and frankly I don't want to get into it right now. I will some other time. But anyway, it's time to go to another web page.
Look, you're starting to annoy me. Go. Go now. Seriously, there are millions of pages out there. Come back tomorrow.
I still see you. I'm right here. Don't make me call your mom. I will.
Actually I like talking to your mom. Nice lady. Knits a bit much, but what else is she going to with all that goat hair? You should call her more often. And where are those grandchildren, eh? But that's not the point. The point is that I'm going to turn my back, and when I turn around, you should be gone. Okay, I'm turning my back now.
Sigh. My, you are a lonely little thing, aren't you? Well, that's okay. I guess I don't mind a bit of company. We'll watch Stargate SG1 together. Comfy? Okay, settle back. This is the one where Jack is about to go fishing and then he gets zapped to an Asgard ship, which has been taken over by the Replicators (it's the Replicators' first appearance), and then the Samantha and Teal'c join him and they get trapped on the ship, and they have to blow up the ship before it lands on Earth. Have some popcorn.