April 2007 Giveaway

      Yes, for you, my loyal readers, free stuff! Well, free stuff for one lucky winner. The stuff this month consists of a script for "The Vigil," the play that I've droned about these past two months. You can finally read what took me away from you! But WAIT, there's more! I'll also include two scripts co-authored by me: "Hogwild" and "There's A Body In The Closet." Both of these scripts were published by Dramatic Publishing and are now out-of-print.
      How do you win, you ask? Just answer one of the following questions in the comments for this post. (The answers are found in the posts featuring Murder by Dewey Decimal excerpts.) The catch: you can only answer one question and you can't answer the same one as any other commenter. You can only enter once. I'll put all the qualifying entries in a hat and draw a name. The winner will email me his/her name and address, and just a few short days later, he/she will receive his/her prize by regular mail. One more thing: The contest is only open to people in the United States. I don't quite have the cash to mail overseas right now, but I promise we'll have an international giveaway real soon.
      Here are the questions:

1. What is Bernard's current job?
2. Who is Bernard's former girlfriend?
3. What is the full name of the person found murdered in the library?
4. What is the name of the second person found murdered?
5. What newspaper did Lisa work for?
6. What newspaper does Lisa want to work for?
7. What is the name of the chief?
8. What type of trees are in the chief's orchard?
9. What is the chief's wife's name?
10. Who built the library?
11. What was in Lisa's purse that she wanted back?
12. What was the word processing program that I originally used to write the book?
13. What is the name of the library aide?
14. What is Bernard's nickname?
15. What was Bernard's hometown?
16. Where did Lisa's mother work?
17. What was in Agatha's office that Bernard says he didn't know existed?
18. What did the county coroner think was the weapon used to kill Agatha?
19. Bernard reacts to the sight of blood by doing what?
20. Bernard's former job was as what?

      Now, remember, you can only answer one question and you can't answer a question that another commenter already has. If I get close to 20 entries, I'll add more questions. And you can only enter once. The contest will run through April 10, 2007. I'll announce the winner April 11.
      Have fun!