Announcer: Welcome back. We're brought to you this morning by Floozy and Other Stories, Stephen B. Bagley's latest book, and available at: BUY FLOOZY. And now a brief message from our sponsor.
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Woman: Discover the dessert THAT CHANGED the course of HISTORY!
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