Thursday, June 09, 2011

Intermediate

I went to my second Excel class (Intermediate Excel) at the local technology center today. I didn't do as good this time. We rapidly got over my head. I had to ask for help several times. I think the instructor was somewhat frustrated at me, but when I stopped asking, other people started asking questions. Although I had taken the beginning Excel class, the material and instructor assumed more familiarity with the material than I had. Still, I got my certificate for taking the class and can add it to my ever growing resume.

My resume, by the way, may be my finest writing. I see a time in the future when it will hang in a museum, and people will come from around the world to marvel at its simple, clean beauty. The placard by the resume will read: The Resume. By Stephen Bagley. Early 21st century example of Post Modernism Resume. Unfortunately, Bagley starved to death while searching for a job so this is the only example of his work.  

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1 comment:

Wendy said...

Or, "Bagley landed his dream job with this resume after a long and aduous search, so this is the only example of his work."

Hang in there.