So I have a friend who is a survivalist. He has five years of food, a couple of months of water, guns and ammo, medical supplies, etc. Has a nice cabin in the woods. It has solar power and a windmill, although he stills needs an electric line for all his power needs.
All through the Bush years, he complained about how the government was trying to become a dictatorship. He foamed at the mouth when the Patriot Act was passed. He could actually recite the Act and give you point by point how it was taking away our civil liberties.
I thought perhaps he would calm down when Obama was elected, but no, he's even more up in arms. The Health Plan, you see, will allow the government to embed nanobots into our brains and control us.
Well, after that, I had no choice. I reported him to the Secret Police, and they picked him up yesterday. I should get a share of his goods when they divide them up. At least enough to bribe the Controllers so they will upgrade my nanobots to less painful ones.
Life is good. It's not allowed to be anything less.
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4 comments:
huh? we have secret police? How did you report him if the police are secret?
No, we don't have secret police, Constance. That's only a rumor ... :)
Just making sure. You can't be too careful these days.
You might want to calls dibs now on all the sugar-free stuff.
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