Explanation

So a friend asked me why I always give my computers feminine names. (In order, Jessica, Florence, Jenny, Roberta, Gloria, Gloria Dawn, and Boudica.)

"Is it because you spend a lot of money on them and they disappoint you?" she asked. "Considering what you're attracted to, I'm not surprised."

"No, that's not it," I said.

"Is it because computers run the world and you think women run the world or should?" she asked. "It's a way to push a feminist agenda!"

"No."

"Because you want a woman to respond to your commands the way a computer does? Which means you want a slave, not a real woman!"

"No."

"Because computers fill a void in your life that you wish women would?" she leered.

"No. And that question was a little creepy."

"Then why?"

"I think it's funny."

I'm not really a very complicated person.

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