2010 HSCC 8th Day!

Welcome to the 8th day of 2010 Harbor Street Christmas Celebration! Here are 21 Christmas Groaners for you to enjoy or endure, as the case may be!

1. What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...

2. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple.

3. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments.

4. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She'd go to a re-tail shop for a new one.

5. Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.

6. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

7. What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.

8. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-deer.

9. What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer.

10. How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the deer-bell.

11. What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles?
Santelope.

12. Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was elf-taught.

13. Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken.

14. Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits.

15. What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet.

16. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe.

17. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

18. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can hoe-hoe-hoe.

19. Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.

20. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.

21. What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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