If a woman asks you if you think another woman is pretty, the answer is simply “no.” I don’t care if a multitude of angels are singing the other woman’s name because of her glorious beauty, you say, “No.” If you can convincingly add, “She’s an ugly hag,” things will go even better.
But don’t get cute on this. A friend of mine and his wife went to a cocktail party, and afterwards, as they drove home, his wife casually asked if he thought a woman at the party that they knew from college was pretty.
He immediately said, “No. She has aged so badly.”
“Now, don’t be rude,” his wife said, slightly smiling and resting her hand on his knee.
Warmed by her approval, he stupidly continued, "It’s obvious she’s had her boobs done. They’re so perky and round.”
Poor guy.
-- From the forthcoming book Floozy Comes Back, copyright 2017 by Stephen B. Bagley. All rights reserved.
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