So I was terribly, terribly hungry and wolfed down my supper. It was hard to stop to give the food time to settle.
"Why am I so hungry?" I wondered.
"Because you only had two cups of coffee for breakfast and no lunch, you goober," I answered back.
"No need to get insulting; I was busy, and sometimes I forget to eat even though I know diabetics are healthier with keeping a meal schedule," I replied to me.
"That's why I called me a goober, you goober," I said.
Sometimes I'm just not a pleasant person.