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Excerpt from "A Little Floozy"

I'll get right on that ... eventually

     I don’t know why I do it. I have a huge list of things to do that need to be done, but I haven't done them. I kept intending to do those things and be horribly horribly horribly productive. However, more important things came up, like searching for a job, getting a haircut, watching TV, cutting my toenails, sending fan mail to Dolly Parton, putting bars on my windows so that the aliens can’t get in again, etc. Actually, those aren't more important things. (Except for that pesky job search; my creditors insist it's important. I think they need to calm down right now.) Those other things just happen to be the things that I did instead. I don’t know why.

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The right answer

So at church the other day, the Sunday school teacher asked, "What would you do if knew the Lord would be returning tomorrow?"

Being a diabetic and restricted on my sweets, I said, "Hightail it to Braums and eat my way through all their ice cream flavors."

Well, apparently there was a RIGHT answer, and it was that we should go share the Gospel.

What can I say?

Maybe I was intending on witnessing to the people at Braums between mouthfuls.