Nada

I don’t have anything to say.

Which is obviously incorrect. Because by saying “I don’t have anything else to say,” I’ve said something. It would be more correct to say “I don’t have anything else to say.”

But then someone will ask, “About what? You can’t say you don’t have anything else to say unless you’ve said something about some subject to begin with.”

So … I should really say this: “I don’t have anything else to say about any subject other than this sentence.”

And then I should be quiet so that the sentence is true.

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